#001MAR 14–16
Spreadsheet Sorcery
Build something unhinged in a spreadsheet.
Brooklyn + Remote★★☆☆☆
48 hours. One obsession. Ship something nobody asked for.
Weekend-long, theme-locked build marathons for coders, crafters, lore-keepers, and hardware gremlins. The only rule: finish something.
Each season we drop a weirdly specific prompt. You don't get to argue with it.
Solo, duo, or a five-nerd dreamteam. Recruit in our Discord or show up alone.
Friday 6pm to Sunday 6pm. Sleep is optional. Demo is mandatory.
Build something unhinged in a spreadsheet.
Invent a world. Document it like Wikipedia.
One PCB. One purpose. Seventeen syllables.
Compilers, CRDTs, cursed regex. If it segfaults, it counts.
Mech keyboards, 3D prints, hand-bound zines. Atoms welcome.
Wikis, taxonomies, fictional linguistics, fan canon defended.
FPGAs, soldering irons, salvaged Game Boys. Smoke is feedback.
No. Half our winners can't open a terminal. Bring whatever obsession you've got.
Yes. Solo, duo, or squads up to five. Lone wolves have won twice.
A custom-engraved aluminum trophy, lifetime bragging rights, and one (1) very strong handshake.
It's 48 hours on the clock. Sleep is allowed but historically discouraged.
$0 to enter. We're funded by sponsors who also peaked at LAN parties.
One email per season when registration opens. Zero marketing. Promise made by a real nerd.